How to succeed in your PhD life

– Realise that everything is pointless

– Understand that it doesn’t matter how hard you’ll work, there will always be someone better than yourself

– Succeed in achieving high levels of depression

– Appreciate that social life won’t do any good

– Recognise that no-one can give you emotional or other support 

– Realise that everything is pointless

 

The above steps are crucial in succeeding as long as they are followed by a series of positive thoughts.